Another long train ride down, and Rusel and I couldn’t be happier. In our case, the universe definitely saved the worst for last, because this was the most godawful train we have been on yet.
The trip started agreeably enough. We found our train at the train station and were even at the car door before the man in charge of the carriage was ready to open it up. We could see his shadow inside the train, slowly putting on his uniform. This should’ve served as a small sign to us – on the Russian trains, the sturdy, gruff women whom we feared and revered really kept on top of the cleanliness and overall comfort levels of their train with a strictness that we came to admire. The man in charge of this train (I don’t think that they’re called provodnitsa anymore as we’re no longer on Russian trains – this one was either Chinese or Mongolian, we’re not sure) definitely didn’t take the same pride in his work as his Russian counterparts.
As we were standing there waiting to board, a group formed and we noticed two other backpacker-types. We said hi and they turned out to be very friendly; two nurses from England returning after a year in New Zealand. We all boarded together and they were a few compartments down from us. They had been traveling in China and went up to Mongolia for about two weeks and were now returning back to China before they head home to the UK so they were a good source of knowledge about China.
We left UB on time and soon, the entire train car became a little bit of a big party. We shared our compartment with two Mongolian businessmen who promptly made their beds and got under the sheets and fell asleep. The rest of the car, however, came alive. Apparently there was a huge group of Mongolian businesspeople traveling together in this car and the Mongolian vodka came out.
We went down to our UK friends’ compartment and sat up talking and drinking for quite some time. Everything was going great and it was nice to have some new friends and swap stories. They were really cool girls.
This is when I would say the tide turned. One of us, as it inevitably would happen, had to use the restroom. I believe it was Rusel who ventured down to the toilet first. Usually, there is a toilet located on both ends of the car but in this case, the lazy guy in charge of the car kept the one near his little compartment locked -- probably to keep it all to himself and also to keep it clean.
To say that the toilet was vile doesn’t cover it. Unspeakable? Abhorrent? Sickening, hellish, nightmarish? Perhaps these words, when put together, scratch the surface of what was found in that room. And with a whole carful of drunken Mongolian businesspeople, the state of the bathroom was only getting worse.
After each of us had ventured down to the toilet and came out sickened, we all stopped drinking right away to somehow stop the natural process of things – none of us wanted to go into that bathroom anymore than we absolutely had to. But it was too late for me – I was up and down a few times in the middle of the night. I can barely even think of it right now. I will spare you any more details but it was by far the worst toilet situation I have ever encountered – and I’ve traveled to some places that are known specifically for their bad toilets. And the worst thing about this toilet was that there was no escaping it –we were stuck on this train for 24 hours.
Not only that, but our Mongolian roommate was an Olympic-style snorer. He makes Rusel’s snoring look positively wimpy by comparison. This guy was raising the roof, and to top it all off he would awaken every now and again and clear his throat. It made the most disgusting sound. I just curled up in my little bed, tried not to go to the bathroom, and prayed for the 24-hour journey to pass quickly.

The next morning was a new day and we crossed over to China. That was kind of thrilling, although to be honest I just wanted to get off the train there and figure out how to get to Beijing any other way than on the train. Crossing the border took about four hours or so. The interesting thing was that they had to lift the train off of the track and change the wheels because the width between the wheels is different for Chinese tracks than Mongolian and Russian tracks. So not only did we have to go through customs and immigration on the train but this process also had to take place, further delaying our journey.
We were able to get off the train a bit and stretch our legs, which was nice. It was sunny and spring-like weather at the Chinese border, which lifted my spirits a bit – I am so over cold weather. As our train chugged out of the border station marching-band music was played over the loudspeaker to welcome us to China. It was a nice touch.
Things were looking up again but soon they would take yet another turn for the worst. We got off the train at a small city called Jinjing, where we were switching over to an overnight train to Beijing. We had about four hours to wait before our next train and we went to the train station waiting area with another couple who was doing the same thing as us – although they were a bit older, they were Western (French and German) and so we all stuck together.
At this point – after the filthy train – Rusel and I were in worse shape than even when we arrived in Mongolia. Our present dirtiness made even our worst state previously look as if Mr. Clean himself had polished us. I looked at the couple that we were waiting with and thought to myself, “They look absolutely filthy,” and I realized that we probably looked the same. Reading Anna Karenina and the cares and whims of the Russian nobility just made me feel like a dirty peasant. Anna never had to take a foul, grimy train.
The waiting room for our next train was, quite possibly, the worst introduction to China that could’ve been. It was dark and the lights shining down from above gave everyone a sinister glow. The place was absolutely packed full of people and all of the seats were taken, so the four of us found a spot on the floor to put our stuff down to wait. We had just set all of our stuff down when I heard a loud, clearing-of-the-throat noise and saw a man about 3 feet to my left spit straight down onto the floor. As I looked around, I noticed that there was spit all over the same floor I had just set my backpack down on. After the previous bathroom situation, it was almost all I could handle. For some reason --- exhaustion, feeling sick to my stomach, the darkness of the room – I almost started crying. I was just over it.
We were stuck in this hellish room for four hours (endless throat clearing that was impossible to ignore took place) and excitedly walked to the train when it arrived. But once again, we were in for a bit of a surprise. We thought that we had bought tickets for a kupe (compartment of 4) as we had traveled the entire trip until then – however, we were actually in one huge car that had open rows of bunks of three. And Rusel and I had somehow booked the middle and the very top bunk. I didn’t mind, but poor Rusel. The bunks were built for Chinese people, the majority of which are much shorter than him. He took the middle bunk, I took the top and as I climbed up to my bunk – which was so close to the ceiling that I couldn’t even sit up -- Rusel looked up to me and said, “No more trains. Ever.”
I was too tired and emotionally drained to argue. The romanticism of taking the train, at that moment, was completely gone for me. I just wanted to be someplace clean, that wasn’t moving and that had a toilet that didn't display what the last twenty people had done previous to my visit. Neither of us slept much last night and our train arrived this morning in Beijing at 7 a.m.
In the end, we had a great day exploring Tiananmen Square and the city of Beijing and I've uploaded all of Rusel's photos from today which tell the story much better than I could right now as I'm a bit beat. I’ll write more tomorrow about our first impressions of China but so far, so good.














